And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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