it hurts more in the daytime
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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