You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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