what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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