dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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