the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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