it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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