just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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