My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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