what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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