Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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