Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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