Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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