Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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