the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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