if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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