I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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