If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You ate ashes out of my bong
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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