I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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