Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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