so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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