its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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