I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Someone signed my nipple.
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