My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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