I think my vagina is haunted
my sisters under your porch take her home
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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