Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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