Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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