are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Randomize
