Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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