I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
COCAINE IS GR8
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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