Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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