Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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