toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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