Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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