was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just pee around me
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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