That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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