so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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