next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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