This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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