well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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