i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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