is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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