a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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