He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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