Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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