My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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