She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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