..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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