We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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