i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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